Snoskred - Life in the Country

It’s just a quick wrap up this week due to my internet connection playing up, my apologies all. I’m only going to post the funnies and my favourite articles from the last week. I’m not really in the mood to struggle with this wireless constantly dropping out in order to finish the other sections.

The actual internet connection is fine, it is the wireless between here and The Other Half’s room which is the issue. Concrete walls and steel reinforcements don’t seem to help! I may complete the wrap up in a separate post tomorrow, if we can get this sorted.

Funny Search Terms This Week -

how to puswad your mum - I suppose this one could be a LOT worse. But Mums everywhere, watch out. In particular, mums whose kids are using Opal Telecom Dsl Network in the UK and whose computer uses internet explorer 6, windows XP, and 1024×768 screen resolution. Just in case you happen to be reading this.

how to made sequin in photoshop - I hate to point this out but you can’t actually make physical things like sequins with photoshop. You can manipulate photos, and that’s about it.

10 ways to clear your sinuses - I don’t know but if you find out can you let me know?

morten harket dressed in norwegian - morten harket leather - pics of morten harket naked - It seems like everyone wants to see Morten but they’re not quite sure what they want him to be wearing. I’m voting for leather myself.

spray high powered water jets into pussys - I think this is quite an unwise idea, for *both* definitions of the word. Don’t be squirting anything into pussys, either the kitty variety or the *ahem* female gentialia variety.

australians all a bunch of convicts - Yep, that’s right. So don’t mess with us!

Must Reads -

Post of the week
without further adieu - Instant classic! I love this post..

Ike Says - Prepare a communications plan - and I believe this is so important. We now live in a place that can be entirely cut off by bushfires, except for boats - and has sketchy mobile phone coverage. The Other Half and I will need to do this.

Are There Any News? - Some excellent links to September 11 related articles you may not have seen.

A Simple Quote - An excellent post and a reminder to me of why I sometimes need to go with the flow..

In the Name of God - Lawyer Mama tackles a difficult subject with grace.

Google Loves Transparent Links & Hit Counter Spam - In case you missed it, Meg put a link to this article in my comments section on Site Meters.

Don’t be crossing the streams, remember! It might cause The End Of The Internet - I loved Ghostbusters, what a great movie.

Brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous…. - Amen.

Blog Stuff -

Readers Behaving Badly - This is a worthwhile series for all bloggers to read. In fact ya’all should be reading the Reader Appreciation Project blog if you’re not already.

Why You Need Your Own Hosting Plan: Keep your blog from vanishing! - A scary tale.. this could happen to any of us.

12 Surefire Steps to Make a Big Splash in the Blogging Toilet - This may be one of the best headlines I have seen on the net. Ever. And the article is excellent too. Well done!

That’s it for today. Back tomorrow I hope!