It’s moments like these..
When you have a desperate craving for microwave popcorn and none in the house since you accidentally cooked the last packet a *tiny* bit too long yesterday causing smoke and possibly even fire that you begin to realise the benefits of being the opposite of Mother Hubbard.
Yes, Lightening. Me too. 
Until this time last week I had two packets of microwave popcorn squirrelled away in my cupboard. In fact there is so much shiznit in my cupboards currently yet I can’t find an eatable snack because all I want is what I don’t have! I have plenty of potato chips but I do not want them. They’re not hot, buttery, freshly popped popcorn..
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mmmm popcorn. I don’t have any either, so I can’t even share…
LOL. I always want what I can’t have too. I have about 2kg of popping corn though – not the microwavable kind per se but popping all the same (I have a popcorn maker).
mmm, popcorn.
Nope, I don’t have any either. Dag Nabbit!
(a) I pop normal popping corn (nearly spelt it pooping) in the microwave. I have a vegetable cooker with small vents in the lid that I use – no oil needed – and cook until the popping seems to have slowed.
(b) why can’t you cook the microwave popcorn in a pan? Just remember the lid!!!
Does your microwave not have a popcorn button to press for perfect popcorn everytime? I thought they all had them.
This is a funny post. I too have been craving some popcorn or other snacks recently. But, since my wife started her diet all we have is baby carrots and hummus and other healthy nonsense.