Baiter baited!

It is no coincidence that we have a channel 419 on Austar. It is actually the World Movies channel. And it keeps baiting me into watching these movies which if they were in english, I wouldn’t touch with a barge pole. I

Some weeks ago I was flicking around and found I had to enter in a code to see the world movies channel due to an R rated film, which I have to say was one of the worst pieces of cinema I have ever had the misfortune to sit through. It involved a woman erotically licking peaches. There were four stories, I never made it through the first one, it was such shyte. It seems that you can make a movie about virtually anything as long as you throw a full frontal naked woman into it.

I don’t normally watch this channel at all, but late last night there was very little on tv, I was down in the other half’s room and it was too far to walk to get the next west wing dvd, and the description of the movie sounded interesting.

The movie was actually quite friendly, quirky, I liked it and I was surprised how much of the language I actually knew. Maybe I paid better attention in primary school than I thought. But they really picked the right thing to bait me, because much of the story was about the shoes this woman was wearing. I like shoes. I don’t like wearing them but I like to look at them on other people.

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