Snoskred - Life in the Country

Well yesterday I was in a bit of a rush, because my parents called me and said be ready in an hour, and I hadn’t even got out of bed. I didn’t want to leave without wrapping up the week, so I rushed in here, blogged in record time, and ran to get ready. It was only after I got back that I realised, I left out a link I was meaning to put in. So, without further ado -

How to Keep your Desktop Organized (without getting insane)

Of course when I got to my parents, after rushing, they were still in their PJ’s watching tv. I sat there for an hour and a half waiting for them to get ready! GRRR!

Meg from Dipping Into The Blogpond and creator of the Australian Blogs Community, someone I have a vast amount of respect for, has rendered me speechless this morning by giving me one of these -

Though I can’t talk, I can still type, so let me say thank you. I’m going to have to take a few days to choose who I’m wanting to tag as a Rockin’ Girl Blogger, because we’re on our way out to “visit” the new car. Maybe I’ll be back with pics, who knows..

Yesterday we went for a drive in Dad’s car, which I have to say was quite the experience. First, the ride is incredibly comfortable. It’s like driving around in a really comfortable lounge chair. You barely feel any bumps.

Dad chose to be the car sentry while we went shopping. I can see this is going to be an issue! He’s crazy about his car and not once did he leave it for more than a minute.

It turns heads, this car. Everywhere we went, people were looking at it. We pulled up next to this maybe 14 year old kid at the traffic lights and you could see his face light up and the excitement at having spotted this car - of which there were only 200 ever made. But on the other hand, the fear that someone might damage it is really annoying. I sense the Ute will be going a lot of places and the car will be brought out for only special occasions. It’s a shame.

I now have the fear I’m going to feel the same way about our new car. I have to work on this.. I don’t want to feel like we can’t take it anywhere or park it anywhere or leave it alone while we go and do things..

Paris

She’s been seen *in* her underw3ar -

And she’s been seen without it so many times that it’s impossible to find on the internet now, searching for the pictures gets you - 1 - 10 of about 972,000 results, all of which mention the photos but nobody puts them anywhere, probably because people want to keep their lunch on the inside. Trust me, there’s plenty of Paris nak3d cr0tch shots. Thank me for not giving you links to them

Lindsay

The first time And again

Then her stylist figures - if she’s wearing leggings, maybe nobody can tell if she’s not wearing underw3ar. However, the stylist forgot to check if the leggings were not see through. Fortunately for us we did not see any cr0tch shots but these pics were still pretty ugly.

oops she does it again

I am still trying to work out who the heck this chick is, and what she has to do with anything, and why she’s famous at all. Apparently she’s been in some movies. I have not seen any of them, thank god for that. But clearly she’s good papparazzi fodder. Girl, put some f*cking underw3ar on, we don’t want or need to see your ugly cr0tch!

Britney

Then Britney was hanging around with Paris a bit too much, and oops! She made every teenage boy who’s fantasised about her wonder why the heck they ever cared. Britney, you have two children, and I guarantee you this will haunt them all their life. This is pure nastiness.

And now, the really bad news.. ;( As seen here - all three chicks are hanging together now.
Deities, please save us from a future generation of underw3ar-less women (or even worse, underw3ar less teenage girls) and make these women have a major fall out, at which time they regain their brains and put on underwear again?

I’ve edited this post to make it harder for search engines to pick up, but it may be too late.