Snoskred - Life in the Country

If the following image makes you laugh hysterically until you are unable to remain on your chair, I apologise. It had the same effect on me. I laughed until it hurt. Kanye, Kanye, Kanye! What the? Seriously, what were you thinking? Did you look in a mirror before leaving the house? Kanye, you’re a fine looking guy. Some would even say hot, perhaps. The sight of you dancing around on stage makes the ladies temperature rise. That’s a good thing.

However, making the ladies laugh because you are wearing something so amazingly.. odd. That’s not a good thing. Making your entourage wear it too, so you don’t look quite so silly, that’s completely uncool!

These “sunglasses” completely miss the real purpose of sunglasses. They won’t protect your eyes from the harsh sun. How can you even see through them? Worse still, how can the ladies see your fine eyes?

Please Kanye, I’m begging you. Take these sunglasses and throw them in the nearest dumpster. Or better yet, sign them and sell them on Ebay, where a fan can pay insane amounts of money for them, and you can donate the proceeds to charity.

Readers, have you any thoughts on this photo? Leave them in the comments, I’d like to know if this made ya’all laugh as much as I did.

Britney Half Naked Again Warning, that link involves a woman who should know better prancing around in NOT MATCHING underwear! Here’s a lesson for all ladies, women, girls, people of the female gender. If you’re going to strip off in front of the paparazzi, please ensure you are wearing *matching* underwear - as in the bra matches the bottoms. Its aesthetically more pleasing to the eye. If all your matching sets are in the wash, I recommend keeping your clothes on, especially if there are cameras around.. But, to each their own.

But thank god there *was* underwear, is all I can say..

In other recent celebrity news, in case you don’t read What Would Tyler Durden Do and Pink is the new Blog via google reader like I do, Pink peed on the ground in view of the papparazzi, Paris let one breast hang free possibly in protest of being locked up, and for a short time Lindsay Lohan was where she should be, until they let her out.

I think they should lock them all up and throw away the key, and give us some celebrities with style and grace who can be role models for younger generations, what do you say readers?

Paris

She’s been seen *in* her underw3ar -

And she’s been seen without it so many times that it’s impossible to find on the internet now, searching for the pictures gets you - 1 - 10 of about 972,000 results, all of which mention the photos but nobody puts them anywhere, probably because people want to keep their lunch on the inside. Trust me, there’s plenty of Paris nak3d cr0tch shots. Thank me for not giving you links to them

Lindsay

The first time And again

Then her stylist figures - if she’s wearing leggings, maybe nobody can tell if she’s not wearing underw3ar. However, the stylist forgot to check if the leggings were not see through. Fortunately for us we did not see any cr0tch shots but these pics were still pretty ugly.

oops she does it again

I am still trying to work out who the heck this chick is, and what she has to do with anything, and why she’s famous at all. Apparently she’s been in some movies. I have not seen any of them, thank god for that. But clearly she’s good papparazzi fodder. Girl, put some f*cking underw3ar on, we don’t want or need to see your ugly cr0tch!

Britney

Then Britney was hanging around with Paris a bit too much, and oops! She made every teenage boy who’s fantasised about her wonder why the heck they ever cared. Britney, you have two children, and I guarantee you this will haunt them all their life. This is pure nastiness.

And now, the really bad news.. ;( As seen here - all three chicks are hanging together now.
Deities, please save us from a future generation of underw3ar-less women (or even worse, underw3ar less teenage girls) and make these women have a major fall out, at which time they regain their brains and put on underwear again?

I’ve edited this post to make it harder for search engines to pick up, but it may be too late.