Snoskred - Life in the Country

A big hello to the members of the No Nofollow | I Follow | DoFollow Community at Bumpzee. I’ve been reading your community RSS feed for a few weeks and dropping in to your blogs saying hi. I’ve had to take the Bumpzee widget off the sidebar for the time being as it seems to be slowing the page load down, and the Bumpzee site seems to be having some issues too. I hope it’s not just me, is anyone else finding the same thing happening?

And now on to the week that was here at Chalet Snoskred.

Funny Search Terms This Week -

exploding light globes bunnings Oh dear. I’m not sure that I’d be looking to the internet for answers if my light globes exploded!

slutty hairdressers Again with the slutty hairdressers, what is this world coming to? Can’t you just search for normal pr0n like normal people?

why an apple a day can keep the bad mood away?(riddle) I thought it was the doctor it kept away.. so I stopped eating them, cos my doctor is HOT, ya’all. Tall, blonde, with some kind of European accent.. now that I mention it this flu I have, maybe I need some antibiotics.

747 Ok. When you search for stuff, generally it helps to give more information. 747? And how did it bring you here because I don’t seem to appear in the search results? Odd.

country song my funny face makes you laugh, screw t No, that’s exactly how it appeared, I didn’t cut off the word. Handy hint - when searching it is useful to use whole words.

shower Again with the one word searches. This does not get you good results!

positives of working in call centre Amazingly I am eighth for this search term on google!

freaky odd fetishes If you are ever bored, amuse yourself by using this search term on google. You won’t find me in the results but you will find some very freaky odd fetishes.

build a new life in the country george I know what you’re looking for, I love that show and George is a lot cuter than he looks in the photo on this website.

Must Reads -

Post of the week -
This week I have two - As you know I love commenting on blogs -
The Ten Commandments Of Blog Commenting is a great article. Well done Baron Brown!

The second Post of the week is a really fantastic piece of writing - Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and the secret to life Amen! I completely agree that this movie contains everything you need to know about life. It was always one of my favorites.

If you thought you were immune to being scammed, you must read this - Nigeria Calling A new scam hits the web so read this article to get educated on it today!

75 Simple Pleasures to Brighten Your Day Try one of these a day for the next week, I’m going to!

To Violence Against Women, Australia says… Men can get away with it. ;(

Does Monetizing Your Blog Cost You Readers? An interesting question and some great answers.

A Needle of Negativity in a Haystack of Hope I think Craig is writing about my sister in this article.

10 Ways To Be A Body Positivity Advocate An excellent read.

Funnies -

My Brother, Gay Porn Distributer This one had me doubled over laughing.. I love it!

10 stupid things I really want to do, but would probably kill me Excellent post!

Cat Walk I don’t normally post links to videos but this one is worth watching!

A great new watch possibly the best watch you will ever own, get yours now!

Great Stumbles this week -

Artpad This is great, especially for kids but adults can have fun with it too.
Kittens Just plain cute.
Best Of National Geographic - Pictures of the Year Some amazing images.

You might want to get stumbling yourself, with StumbleUpon .

Here On The Blog -

Traffic went through the roof this week, it actually doubled. Over 1,600 people dropped by. This week I - spoke about making 5 million dollars online - did a movie review of Chocolat which was popular with visitors - spoke about celebrities behaving badly - bought my own domain Snoskred - Life in the Country so please update your links if you link here - posted a photo of the Ikea Mirror which we finally hung up on a wall.

Also this week I spoke about a good friend many of you know, Sephy, in my Letting Go post. It was a very difficult post for me to write because Sephy is one of the few people in this world I deeply trust - so deeply he actually has a lot of my passwords. However I felt it was the only way the message he desperately needed to hear would finally be heard. And thankfully, it was heard. A couple of days later Sephy dropped by to post About Letting It Go and he has begun to walk the difficult road to recovery. But he still needs us to keep him honest, so please drop by his blog Sephy’s Platzish, add him to your feed reads, help him on this journey.

Blogs Added To The Sidebar -

Ririan Project - Meet my Brother - zen habits - Andy Beard Thomas - Technical Blogger

New Australian Blogs Community Blogs -

Cheap as Chips - i-Weddings.com.au
I Reckon - Inside the Dishevelled Mind - A Strangled Duck - Red Block - Cook (almost) Anything at Least Once

Also a couple of changes to existing listings - which is why I ask anyone with the Australian Blogs Community sidebar to please update their code this week, thanks!

SmallOfficeAustralia Blog - and of course me with my new domain! -
Life in the Country

Coming Up -

This week’s Hump Day Hmmm is about Political Correctness. If you have something to say on the topic please join in! Other than that, I’m not sure what I’m going to blog about this week, so it will come to us all as a surprise..