Snoskred – Life in the Country

The Koffio Series -

BE WARNED – My audio files can contain quite a bit of language, they are not safe for work and certainly not safe for kids..

koffio1.mp3 – a sort of introductory call which sets the scene.
koffio2.mp3 – The lawyah gets on the line. I don’t like Lawyah’s. As you can hear. I also question Koffio on whether he is a man, or not. This one contains a lot of language, so watch out!
koffio3.mp3 – Koffio puts a woman on the line.
koffio4.mp3 – The woman continued – I ask for her diploma.
koffio5.mp3 – I abuse Koffio quite a lot.
koffio6.mp3 – I abuse Koffio more.
koffio7.mp3 – I receive the diploma. (see pics below)
koffio8.mp3 – The lawyer is a fake! Koffio chooses to hire a new lawyah.
koffio9.mp3 – Koffio calls me without sending me what I wanted. This does not make me happy.
koffio10.mp3 – The new lawyah says he will send me his ID card and his call to the bar. I fire him and yell at him, and he gets upset about my language. However at the end of it all I wish him a nice day But he did send them, see below

Here are some of the picture files Koffio and Co sent me – remember you can click on them for a bigger image, I have added the fake signs – they didn’t come with those, though they should have hehe

fark1.mp3 – my character is a rather famous celebrity. This lad has asked her in a previous call to pay $240,000 in taxes and she has found a lawyer who can arrange it so these taxes do not have to be paid at all. Listen to this lad try to explain why she should pay taxes, and about 8 minutes in, listen to his utter despair when he realises she isn’t going to pay and his huge payday is out the window.